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Oh Paris!

June 6, 2007

I have never loved the girl but now that she's in jail — even reporting days early — I feel a new respect for her.  

Hopefully, she uses this time to ponder on the merits of wearing underwear and why she must make sure she has in her custody the one and only copy of her future sex videos (so she gets all the profits, of course!).

Oh Paris, what I would kill to have your money!  And you don't look too bad, either.  If you had some good sense in you, you'd be perfect.  But then again, you're probably thinking, Who wants to be perfect?  I just want to have fun!

Against my better judgment, I am actually expecting to see a more subdued and more sensible Paris 22 days from now.

Posted by theicequeen at 5:08 pm | permalink

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Even trini thinks she should go to jail. *with matching disgusted look*

watch and she’ll make a memoir out of this. Apparently the one phone call she made was to Barbara Walters! Not her family! toink!

Posted by fillie at June 15, 2007, 8:31 am

see, even a little girl could see what that LA sheriff didn’t! good thing he’s not the end-all and be-all of this paris-in-jail saga.

oh, she will definitely milk this experience for all its worth. love her or hate her, she’s gonna be in our faces for a long, long time.

Posted by theicequeen at June 15, 2007, 5:28 pm

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haha ka tag-an ko! haha! anyway, missya where have u been? abi ko niuli na ka. tawgi nya ko or tawgan tikaw hehe kutob kinsa kauna =P

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aw, kung magkita mi’g balik, tiris. *assuming* hehehe. bitaw oi, they seemed like a really nice couple.

tiris:

how small the world gets. inger was my classmate in UP hehehe! super shy. how are they? send my regards if kaila pa sya hehe *uwaw*

theicequeen:

tiris, i never liked taylor hicks, right from the start. that whole soul patrol thing was just silly. no offense to his fans. katherine was the whole package. and i think she’s making the rounds of hollywood already.

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