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Oh Paris!
June 6, 2007I have never loved the girl but now that she's in jail — even reporting days early — I feel a new respect for her.
Hopefully, she uses this time to ponder on the merits of wearing underwear and why she must make sure she has in her custody the one and only copy of her future sex videos (so she gets all the profits, of course!).
Oh Paris, what I would kill to have your money! And you don't look too bad, either. If you had some good sense in you, you'd be perfect. But then again, you're probably thinking, Who wants to be perfect? I just want to have fun!
Against my better judgment, I am actually expecting to see a more subdued and more sensible Paris 22 days from now.
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see, even a little girl could see what that LA sheriff didn’t! good thing he’s not the end-all and be-all of this paris-in-jail saga.
oh, she will definitely milk this experience for all its worth. love her or hate her, she’s gonna be in our faces for a long, long time.
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Even trini thinks she should go to jail. *with matching disgusted look*
watch and she’ll make a memoir out of this. Apparently the one phone call she made was to Barbara Walters! Not her family! toink!
Posted by fillie at June 15, 2007, 8:31 am